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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CIRCUS? IF YOU HAVE THEN YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE THERE ARE DRAWN TO WATCH THE CLOWNS. NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL LIKE THE PRETTY GIRLS WHO RIDE THE ELEPHANTS, NOT TO THE LION TAMER BECAUSE HE HAS COURAGE, AND SUBSTANCE, BUT TO THE ODD, FUNNY, ENTERTAINING CLOWNS. WHY? WE ALL LIKE A GOOD LAUGH, SOME THINGS ARE JUST TOO HARD TO RESIST. EVEN THOUGH BETTER JUDGEMENT SAYS WE SHOULD WATCH SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING, MORE THOUGHT PROVOKING, POSSIBLY MORE REAL. WE STILL TURN AND WATCH THE SILLY CLOWNS MAKE FOOLS OUT OF THERESELVES. THE WORD OF THE DAY IS Main Entry: 1bitch Pronunciation: 'bichFunction: nounEtymology: Middle English bicche, from Old English bicce1 : the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals2 a : a lewd or immoral woman b : a malicious, spiteful, or domineering woman -- sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse3 : something that is highly objectionable or unpleasant